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Once he had some guy dressed as a beaver sing a love song to me. She’s also smiling like she belongs in some kind of asylum.Īlex likes to send me gifts at work. She looks disembodied with the way the rest of her is out of sight. I might only get two orgasms out of him instead of the requisite three or four he usually strives for.Ĭharlene, my best friend and colleague at Stroker and Cobb Financial Management, peeks her head into my cubicle. But it won’t be with the level of exuberance I’ve grown accustomed to over the past year. So that’s why this anniversary sucks.Īnd even if he makes it home tonight, he’s bound to be bagged, which may put a damper on the sexiversary lovin’. We might be able to have phone sex, but that’s not the same as hugging his wood with my beaver. If they can’t make it back before it gets dark and the storm picks up, he’ll be stuck at a hotel for the night. A snowstorm is blowing north through the Midwest, and last I heard from him, they were stuck at some rest stop-still more than two hours from home, and that’s without the snow slowing them down. Alex is currently on a bus back to Chicago with the team after a series of four away games. Sadly, we might not get the opportunity to fuck like it’s our third time-we did it twice that first time, for those of you keeping score at home-again tonight. I’m dubbing this one our second sexiversary because it’s the second occasion when we had sex, and because it annoys Alex. There’s even a sticker with a smiley face. I’m inclined to go with the night he took me out for dinner and we ended up back at his place, banging on his couch, which is what we’re celebrating tonight. It’s still up for debate as to whether the day he locked me in the conference room at my work and forced me to have coffee with him later was our official first date. Alex likes to consider the first time we had sex our “real” anniversary, but since we hardly knew each other then, apart from how our genitalia fit together, I prefer to fast-forward a month to when I wasn’t thinking with my beaver. This month we’re celebrating our “First Official Date” Anniversary. New cars are scary because they don’t have dings and dents, and they need to be maintained.Īnyway, I digress. With heated seats and automatic everything. He also likes to have an excuse to buy me gifts. Well, it’s one of our “anniversaries.” Alex likes to celebrate every single milestone in our relationship because he’s sappy and romantic like that. Today is mine and Alex’s one-year anniversary, and it sucks donkey dick.

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